I Slept with a Martian!

Have you noticed the reoccurring theme in most science fiction b-films that the spacemen usually come to earth to breed with our women? Well, looks like the line between fact and fiction are once again blurred.

A woman in Italy, known simply as Giovanna, claims that she has not only been impregnated by beings from another planet, but has recently aborted the fetus. Don't believe me? Well, she's got pictures to prove it!

According to Giovanna (a multiple abductee), this isn't the first time. She's been not only impregnated before, but has been getting the usual abductee testing done on her since the age of 4. Giovanna made claims of a phosphorescent residue left on her body as "something they use as a disinfectant" that they implored after taking blood and tissue samples and inserting implants into her.

Her testimony seems pretty hard to swallow, but from what I can gather, there's scientific evidence to back all of it up. The implants and the glowing goo have all been analyzed and have come up positive for we-have-no-idea.

I have a feeling we haven't heard the last of Giovanna. When I hear more, so will you.

Alien Ape Men from the 4th Dimension!

Theories of the origins of Sasquach are a dime a dozen. Living in Washington State my whole life, I've heard 'em all. The theory of Bigfoot being an alien always seemed pretty unfounded and silly to me but perhaps I'm wrong.

I recently came across an eye-witness testimony of what a Seattle man believed was a Sasquach under alien control. Here's what Bigfoot researcher Peter Gutilla (who conducted the interview) relayed:

Few and far between.

"Under hypnosis he told of watching two UFOnauts descend from beneath a huge hovering disk-shaped UFO and walk casually into the woods followed by a tall, hair-covered ape-like creature that seemed subservient to them. For weeks preceding the experience the witness said he was often roused at night by a loud whirring noise that originated in the sky above trees near his home. Neighbors also heard the sound which was recorded on tape, and in one of the recordings a high-pitched wailing cry can be heard behind the drone of the sound-maker."


Sounds a little sweaty, right? Well, there has been reports of large flashes of light in the skies that correspond to Bigfoot sightings. In fact, some of those flashes have actually been in the woods themselves. This has lent to the theory that the Bigfoot is from another dimension. You heard me right, folks. Some say these flashes in the woods are them leaping through dimensional portals. It's a stretch, I know, but it would explain, not only their illusive nature, but also why you never see more than a few footprints at a time. 


Now, I haven't experienced either of those things nor have I ever spotted Bigfoot myself so I'm not going to discredit these. But, like I said before, it's pretty sweaty.


In other news, since when did I start using the word "sweaty" so much?

The Silencers

So, I've always has a love/hate relationship with the series UFO Hunters. They've covered some pretty cool stuff that doesn't get a lot of coverage on your average UFO documentaries that pop up on the History Channel or any other channel thats buried in the triple-digit depths of my parents' cable plan.

I can't quite put my finger on what bugs me about this show. Maybe it's the older guy with the glasses and how that dude will truly believe ANYTHING he's told. I mean, I'm all for having an open mind and giving all facts the benefit of the doubt before regarding it as false, but he takes it a little too far for my liking.

Or maybe it's the guy with the really bad hair...actually, he's ok. He just has really bad hair.

The third guy I like. He keeps a steady head on his shoulders without bending to the whim of anyone with a story. He can smell bullshit and does so pretty often. If it weren't for him, I could see this series getting way off-track way too fast.

But when did this blog become about my opinions on television? I feel like I should mention my views on the Lost finale or why Roger Sterling on Mad Men should have a spinoff. Jesus, first post and already I'm getting sidetracked.

Ok, so the point of this post is to show you guys an episode I actually really enjoyed. Featured below is their glimpse into the mysteries of the "Men in Black". The subject of the Men in Black is one of deep mystery. Not much at all is known about them other than small fragments that seem to root from other one-off stories about UFO experiences. These usually make the Men in Black more of a footnote. I've always been really fascinated by them. The idea of government officials who are either supernatural in origin or act purposefully bizarre to make future accounts of them seem unplausable and ridiculous. Solid facts are few and far between about these guys and research is almost always a lost cause (usually cause the internet just spits out images of Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones ruining their careers).

Here's the episode entitled "The Silencers" in 5 parts. If these videos aren't responding then you've gotten here too late and they've been yanked from YouTube. Sorry pal. Ya snooze, ya lose.

Part I.


Part II.


Part III.


Part IV.


Part V.

Boo!

Ghost in Pub Captured on Video.

Here’s a recent video of an apparition that appeared in a pub in Penbrith, Cumbria (don’t ask me where this is, cause I have no idea). Story goes, this pub was formerly a funeral parlor.

Now, I’m pretty torn. What’s really surprising is how long it’s on camera. Something like 45 seconds. Really long, which is unusual. The apparition also makes a leap (right around 0:24/0:25, not to mention a few littler ones earlier) which hints to some tape editing or trickery. The exit out the window to the right looks a little shabby, too.

Nevertheless, it’s quite a clip. so…what do you think?

Strangeways, Here We Come!

Ok, folks. Here it goes!

My name is Danny. My basic rundown goes like this: I'm 21 years old, a collector of rock 'n' roll records from the 50's and 60's, sleaze and juvenile delinquent paperbacks of the 40's, 50's, and 60's, and a conniseur of 50's and 60's b-movie and exploitation films. You may know me as the founder and head writer of the zine Get Dorked!, that's all about 50's and 60's rock 'n' roll, the kulture of kool, and it's reverberations into today.

Though my interests seem to be pretty much all sex, crime, and bubblegum - that ain't the case. Something I've been intrigued by since i was about 12 years old is the investigation of paranormal, paraphysical, and parapsychological worlds. This includes, but is not limited to; beings from other worlds, ghosts and visitors of the spirit world, governmental conspiracies, crypto-zoology, voodoo, and all things strange and bizarre. This blog is, basically, where I'm gonna dump my musings about all this stuff. I know, I know, does the world need another blog? Problably not...in fact, definitely not. But, hey, it's better than me gabbin' about this stuff to my girlfriend who, i'm sure is getting pretty tired of hearing it. I surely don't blame her.

So anyways, we're gonna be talkin' about lots of weird stuff on this here blog so we oughta get started. Hope ya enjoy it!